Earlier this week, while cleaning trash (in a suit), I was beset by fire ants. Which was not a fun experience. Writing this article to let you all know about them lest they attack you, while you go to clean trash. Above is the scene of the crime: while cleaning…

Let’s break down a common misconception. It’s “lame” to clean up the environment. What I mean by that is this: most organizations who spend time cleaning the environment/doing environmental stuff are run by a bunch of nerds. Respectfully, of course. Taking care of nature does not have to be a…

It is what it sounds like. Ever since moving down here, the thing I’ve been most pleasantly surprised about have been the lizards, which are everywhere. I’ve spent countless hours complaining about lizard-people in DC, so it’s time I show some appreciation for the real thing.

Finally, we made it a whole month cleaning every day. April Fools, you idiots! I missed 2 days this month which is once again terrible and embarrassing, but we did enough to keep the chains moving and there were some high points. Welcome to the month in review. April is…

The other day, deep in the dunes of Jupiter (not the planet), we stumbled across an incredible natural sight. Soft and green, yet hard and dangerous. Foreboding and yet welcoming. Breathtaking and yet simple. Ordinary and yet spectacular. …

Something we’ve been long hoping to discuss — RGP’s greatest finds!! Over the year and a half we’ve been doing this, there have been some crazy items of trash we’ve uncovered. One man’s trash truly is another man’s treasure. In this post, we discuss them. Couldn’t find a picture of…

Uh Oh — it’s time to talk about The Palisades. If you don’t know, now you know. We’re only talking about one of the coolest natural formations in the lower NY area, but for those unacquainted, this is actually one of the coolest geologic features out there. …

I really have nothing to say in this blog — moreso just writing to keep the chains moving. As I should. Consistency is king. Having said that, this blog may end up being content light in the sense of storytelling or whatever. It will, however, be picture heavy in the…

Gather ‘round the campfire, and I will tell you all about the beginnings of RGP. Long ago, in the Covid summer of 2020, I was spending a lot of time in the great outdoors. As many of you may remember, not much was going on. Not many bars or restaurants…